Revisiting Roblox

A few months ago I made this post called Is Roblox Safe? Not Sure So I Blocked It and I've received a lot of traffic from this post.  Some from parents looking for answers and some from Roblox supporters as you can see from the comments in the post.  Usually my answer to these comments is that I have little kids and I don't want them that involved with consumer generated content.  Also, don't forget that the trigger for my further investigation was that my firewall-antivirus software Bit Defender flagged the site as not child friendly.

Well last Friday I received an email from the CEO of Roblox David Baszucki.  He was kind enough to want to talk with me about my blog post.  I guess that means that either a) someone sent him the link or b) he or his marketing team was watching Roblox's google results.  We spoke within the hour of his email...

  1. He wanted to talk about which software I was using to protect the laptop (Bit Defender) and they were going to consider adding it to the software they test.
  2. He wanted to reassure me that even though the content is consumer generated they flag obviously offensive ones and remove or if something is marginal, but gets flagged as inappropriate they investigate immediately.  
  3. He spoke with me about the ads I was seeing and told me that they carefully monitor what appears on the site
  4. Finally he wanted to know why I thought they were associated with Lego because they are extremely cautious.

Anyway, I thought he was very professional and that they do try hard to monitor the site.  As I wrote earlier, then later in replies to the comments, and then when I spoke with David, I have little kids and I don't include Roblox on the list of sites they can visit.  I do think Roblox is a lot more professional then when I wrote that post, but for Jacob and Kaela it isn't for them.  When they get a little older - perhaps around 13 I will probably change my mind, but right now, no; I don't even let them on YouTube without me.  

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Bruce Springsteen Still Rocks and Crowd Surfs

My family and friends attended Saturday night's Springsteen concert and it was a great time.  IMG_0233 My wife and daughter had seats in the lower level while my son Jacob and I had an awesome time in the pit.  The setlist was great - 28 songs, 3 hours, and cover to cover Born in the USA.  It wasn't the best concert I'd ever seen (that's either closing night of the reunion tour in MSG or Atlantic City on the Rising Tour), but I'd give it a solid B.  Bruce was awesome as usual as well as Nils, Roy, and the Mighty Max.  A couple of quick observations:

  1. Even Bruce must agree with my post that Working on A Dream is one of the worst if not the worst Springsteen album of all-time.  Why else does Bruce only have two songs in the setlist at this point?  Compare it with the end of the Magic Tour where about 4-6 songs still remained in the tour.
  2. Watch the youthful 60 Bruce Springsteen crowd surf.
  3. The pit procedure was quite reasonable - especially because Jacob and I got a bracelet and were about 15 deep in front of the stage.
  4. Jacob wants to see him again in the pit - how about Buffalo?

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PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Thanks to Beatles Rock Band for Wii - We are Listening to Beatles 24-7

September 9, 2009 I rushed out at lunch time and picked up Beatles Rock Band for our Wii.  Now the kids were always remotely interested in the Beatles but as you know, we are Springsteen fans (even when I complain about him) so The Beatles were not in rotation.  Lately because of Rock Band I find myself giving my kids copies of the Who Singles, dusting off my Boston CDs, and numerous other classic rock bands.  None of that compares to the impact of Beatles Rock Band.

The kids have literally had me repurchase long sold Beatles CDs. You see back in College my freshmenIMG_2779  year girlfriend was a big Beatles fan so I had almost every CD.  When we broke up I got rid of every one except Abbey Road by selling them to my old favorite record store, Cheap Thrills in New Brunswick (remember record stores?).  I didn't really have a Beatles itch for like 20 years even though while growing up they were everywhere - I guess I got burned out (literally) on them during College.  Then during New Year's eve (12/31/08) we spent the night listening to the fake Beatles Band in Epcot and the itch started to come back, but still it was under control.  That was until Jake and Kaela.

The kids practically melted Abbey Road, so then I ordered my favorites back from Amazon - Sgt Pepper's, Rubber Soul, Help, Magical Mystery Tour, White, and Revolver.  I ripped my favorites to my iPhone and started listening again but the Beatles were not in heavy rotation.  That is until this week - 9/9/09 to be exact.

Beatles Rock Band is brilliant.  Instead of you starting your band, you play the Beatles through the years in different venues with hidden easter eggs along the way. Plus instead of just unlocking songs you also unlock pictures with detailed explanations and embedded videos (like The Beatles Christmas Messages)  These simple changes do a few things all driven by curious little kids...

  1. Where did the Beatles start?
  2. Who's the guy with the glasses?
  3. Why did the Beatles stop touring?
  4. Why did the Beatles break up...

Etc.  24/7 Beatles.  It is so bad, that I bought Yellow Submarine remastered and the Beatles Past Masters on Saturday.  Kaela has Sgt Pepper's in her room and Jake still has Abbey Road in his room.  I went to today's Giants game and we listened to Past Masters Volumes 1 and 2 as well as Rubber Soul (round trip = 90 minutes).  Jacob and I got home and we played about 6 songs on Rock Band (BTW -  I do a killer I am The Walrus) until about 10:30 PM.  Mary asked me to find out when McCartney is touring again so I signed up for his newsletter.  Plus more...

24/7 Beatles introduced to kids by parents that stopped listening to them 20 years ago?  Not only did they get the $55 from the game, but probably $100+ in CDs and a potential 4-pack in tickets and Beatles gifts.  If you are say a classic rock band like Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band with an aging fan base, you can instantly reignite your catalog by hooking up with Rock Band - between it and iTunes you can get younger....Amazing....Led Zep next?

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

September 11 Memories

***This is a repost from 3 years ago. ***

I thought my post from the other day would be enough for me, but with my kids asking questions while we are watching the football game I feel like making a post.  Instead of the normal paragraph form, I'm just going to list out random thoughts that I'm having...

  • No I never worked in the WTC and in fact the first time I even ventured into the Path Station was probably in the mid-90s
  • No I didn't know anyone that was there that day
  • When I joined CSFBdirect and had my office "downsized" I chose a cube by the window because at least when my AT&T friends called me I could say I had the greatest view in the world
  • WTC became my beacon when I finally came out of the covered roadway after being stuck in traffic on my way to the Holland Tunnel
  • I absolutely loved heading over to WTC during lunch to browse the Border's Book Store
  • For some reason, I still carry a Hale and Hearty Soup frequent buyer card in my wallet, punched last on 9/7 at the kiosk that used to be in fFerry2ront of the Path
  • I was supposed to have a meeting the morning of 9/11 in AOL's lower Manhattan offices that was canceled the day before - I still keep the copy of my calendar from that week
  • We used to go for drinks in Moran's some times after work even though it had over priced drinks
  • My last time through (9/7) I was in a hurry and didn't stop by the Warner Brother's Store to pick my son up a stuffed Bugs Bunny; 5 years later I don't let time get in the way any more
  • My wife had a doctor's visit to determine whether she was pregnant (which she was); that still creeps me out when you hear about all of the people that didn't know they were pregnant that day and lost someone
  • My last normal time in NYC was watching the ladies US Open Final between the Williams sisters on 9/9; I haven't watched tennis live since then
  • It helped me to write down what little things changed that day so I could remember what it was like before 9/11

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Artie Lange for Mayor of Hoboken - Now That's Funny

I love the fact that Bob Abouey started an Artie Lange for Mayor of Hoboken campaign (http://twitter.com/MayorArtie and http://www.mayorartie.com/ ).  Since I went to high school with Artie and they might need someone with political experience, I'll be happy to help.  I guess the biggest problem if I worked for Artie is this post I made on him a while back.

Al Franken Wins MN Senate Seat - Who's Next Artie Lange?

Yes my wife will tell me that I've run out of Artie jokes here, but then again she bought me Too Fat To Fish.  Anyway, the Associated Press has reported that comedian Al Franken has been certified the winner of the Minnesota Senate Race. Norm Coleman will of course fight this in court, but thanks to the people of Minnesota and a little Barack Obama coattails we in this country have to deal with this clown in the Senate.  I did a little work in this race and I can tell you that of all the races that I've worked on that lost, this is the craziest one. 

Al Franken has no business being a US Senator.  He has no real policies, but he made it in by bashing President Bush.  His company failed to pay taxes or carry workers compensation.  The guy is a clown and broke the law, but the people of Minnesota overlooked that and elected him anyway.  When Minnesota elected Jesse Ventura a lot of people snickered, but not me.  That's their state and they can do what they want but the US Senate effects all of us.

Seriously, that's awful.  That's like New Jersey electing Artie Lange to the US Senate.  Heck, I think Artie would make a better Senator than Al Franken and here's why....

TEN REASONS WHY ARTIE LANGE WOULD BE A BETTER SENATOR THAN AL FRANKEN

  1. Like a lot of members of Congress Artie has already been arrrested
  2. Sure Artie has a drug problem, but at least you know that going in and won't find that later on.
  3. Writing of drug problems, who better to help fight drug abuse then someone like Artie?
  4. Artie is a true rags to riches to on the rag and back to riches person.  He never attended a classy place like Harvard to get his education
  5. Artie is a true working class person - driving a cab, working as a long shore man in Newark NJ.  He understands the working man.
  6. Unlike other Senators, you're pretty sure Artie won't get caught soliciting a male police officer in the men's room of an airport.
  7. According to Artie he already has a long history of dealing with prostitutes but unlike Spitzer he won't need to transport them across state lines or overpay for sex.
  8. You already know he will work with labor Unions and is very liberal.  That makes him attractive to NJ's most influential voting group the CWA which if it isn't already, will be representing the largest pool of workers - the NJ Government payroll.
  9. No need to worry about ties to organize crime; although Artie can help represent the gambling and casino groups since he can explain what a vig is...
  10. Finally, Artie has a huge following especially in the youth voting segment making it easier for Artie to get elected in NJ.  You won't have to worry about long recounts because the youth vote will go in mass for him, plus the Unions, gamblers, drug addicts, pro-legalization of pot people, prostitution, Italians, the arts and entertainment, casino and horse racing industry, cab drivers.  Heck he'd probably carry NJ by a much larger spread than Obama.

So since I'm pretty sure that Artie could win a US Senate Seat if he can survive until 2012 or until Frank Lautenberg goes on life support, I've bought the URL http://www.artielangeforsenate.com.  You can email me now if you want to help.

PardonMyFrench and my joke,

Eric

Is Roblox Safe for Kids? Not Sure So I Blocked It

(Note - I have an update to this post after a conversation I had with Roblox's CEO David Baszucki on Friday October 2, 2009.  He was very professional, but Roblox is still blocked for my 9 and 7 year old kids)

We were over a good friend's house the other day and their kids were really into this online game called Roblox.  So while at their house I let my two kids start accounts because it looked to me like it was owned by Lego (I found out later on it is not).  The kids played around with Lego like characters in sparse environments and generally looked like they were having a good time.  Both kids provided my email and I received one back fairly quickly.   Things seemed simple enough until today....

  1. My security system on my son's laptop kept flashing a warning about it not being Parental Safe.  So once I figured out what my password was, I realized that it was not the site itself but the URLs from the advertising that was being served. (ROBLOX FAIL)
  2. I've been buying online advertising since 1998 so I started to get worried.  The ads were being served by your typical ad networks and the ads themselves didn't seem kid friendly.  In fact a lot of ads were from Verizon and AT&T.  Then I thought to myself - cookies.....
  3. As this screen shot shows the top 728x90 banner ad hasRoblox the name Chicken7578  which my son kept saying that's his friend's name so that it must be his friend's ad.  Once I saw that, I clicked on the ad but it was blocked by Bit Defender (my security system). (ROBLOX FAIL).  Seems a little bit of a stretch that was his friend's account, but I've seen worse in online advertising and I know that can be done in Facebook so why not Roblox....speaking of social networking
  4. I reviewed what Roblox is and it is a moderated game/forum where user's can generate games.  Sure it claims it meets Government restrictions for being kid privacy safe (1998 COPPA) but as opposed to liberal minded folks that think bureaucrats in Washington can determine what works for the masses, I don't; especially when you view that game right in the middle of the homepage (ROBLOX FAIL)
  5. User generated game content means that well you are never sure what will pop up.  Like this game entitled "Can You Blow Up The Eiffel Tower? - Nuke".  That's not something I want my little kids playing or even seeing - especially surrounded by a suspicious looking banner ad that looks like it is using a friend's account in the ad. (ROBLOX FAIL)
  6.  When I examined the sign up process againRoblox2 I realized there are no real confirmation checks to get parental permission.  Your kid can open up a moderated account without your permission.  BTW - that Blow up Eiffel Tower game still appeared on the home page for an account not confirmed.
  7. Finally, this isn't a game built by a company you know has a track record for being kid friendly.  It uses Lego looking avatars but has nothing to do with Lego.  Their About Us link has very minimal information which again worries me.  Google only turned up info that they are funded by a venture capital firm and angel investors - again not a big return on searches. (ROBLOX FAIL)

Is Roblox safe for your under 13 year old kid?  Well I uninstalled the game and left it on the block list.  That user generated game about blowing up the Eiffel Tower surrounded by suspicious looking banner ads was enough for me.  Throw in that they try to look like Lego,  I can't find out much about them online (other than Googling Roblox Sucks), and they stand behind a Government Act as why they are child privacy safe was too much for me. 

If you want my opinion, I wouldn't let an under 13 year old kid play this game.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Career Planning Lessons for AT&T Employees via Brett Favre

Like most sports fans I'm sick and tired of the Brett Favre stories.  I'm not sick and tired about whether he is going to play again; I'm more sick of the teary goodbyes when he announces his retirement (see this video when he starts breaking up around the 27 second mark). 

Anyway, I also started thinking, if Brett Favre wants to come back, why shouldn't he?  After all...

  • His whole life revolves around football
  • He's been playing professional football for 17 years and if you add in college that totals 21 years
  • He is still productive even though he has slowed down, after all he is almost 40
  • Has never missed a game in his 17 years
  • Companies still want him around as do his customers

That started reminding me of my former AT&T associates especially the ones that are still there.  My old advice on this was that these employees should get out of that place because it is in a death spiral especially if you are located in NJ.  Friends of mine that got out of there are doing just fine proving that there is life after AT&T.  Some folks that left and took jobs with other NJ telecommunications companies (ex - Lucent) typecast themselves even more when they didn't learn new skills or a new industry.  I often felt bad for these telecom drones in addition to the NJ employees of AT&T.   Now I've had a little change of heart.

You see the old AT&T demanded a lot of your time, commitment, and most importantly loyalty.  Nearly all of these employees gave it and in return we built friendships that lasted forever, had good jobs, and great rewards.  A lot of people married co-workers ensuring AT&T talk and thoughts 24/7.  Some people built skills by taking different jobs within the company and they used these skills when they quit or were laid off.  Some folks still cling to their former cubicals.  BTW - my wife and I still remember my telephone number from Basking Ridge (908.221.7723) even though it hasn't worked in 9 years.

Anyway back to Brett Favre and the obvious link to AT&T.  Look if you like your job, you are still good at it, your customers and co-workers still want you, why shouldn't you stay there?  As long as you can still perform and someone wants to pay you, what's wrong with staying in the ONLY JOB YOU'VE EVER KNOWN?  Nothing. Nothing wrong at all.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

I'm Down to My Last (Paper) Newspaper

Any day now my wife will call into The Star Ledger and cancel my daily subscription.  That will end my subscriptions to paper editions of daily publications leaving only my once per week local newspaper The Observer Tribune.  Yes - no more daily Ledgers, Wall Street Journals or Daily Records (unless of course I'm interviewed in them). 

Will I miss the paper versions?  I don't think so and here's why:

Twitter + iPhone + RSS Feeds = Faster and More Interesting News

Yes the iPhone-Twitter combination killed any chance I had as a continuing paper subscriber.  Why?  Simple I used to love to read the newspaper on the couch or in the men's room or just waiting around.  Now, I have my iPhone and sure it gets flagged, but now I have all my news, books (via Kindle 2), email, and etc at my palm and it easily replaced my Star Ledger.  So where am I getting my news without the newspaper?

  • WSJ Twitter feeds for national and business news
  • ESPN Radio via XM and ESPN Tweets for national sports news and commentary
  • Daily Record for New Jersey and local NJ news (ht to one of my favorite Twitters @meghanvandyk)
  • I get Yankees news from @MLBYankees and of course ESPN
  • The Star Ledger Twitter feeds gives me breaking news, NY Giants news, and NJ breaking news
  • I subscribe to Paul Mulshine's RSS feed because Paul doesn't have a Twitter feed yet
  • The iPhone besides providing me with Google Reader and Twitter, I've also downloaded Apps for The New York Times (yes I wrote that - see below) and AP News.  BTW - Star Ledger gets a LOT of their stories via AP so why pay for the paper edition
  • Heck, the iPhone has Suduko Apps so that paper addiction is no longer necessary
  • Fox News first thing in the morning and CNBC in the afternoon for business/stock information

With all of this electronic news, why would I subject myself to wrapping up newspapers every weekend?  No more.  The iPhone with Twitter has helped me to kick the paper newspaper habit.  Unfortunately, I'm not the only person as paper newspapers are slowly going out of business

Join the electronic revolution and ditch your paper newspapers.  I did.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

NY Times Note - Yes I still think the NY Times is biased towards the liberal left.  However, I do enjoy it when they take the Democrats to task when that occurs on the rare occasion.  Plus, I did miss their Business, Science, NY Food, and Sports stories but now I'm back thanks to my free iPhone App.

ARod and Phelps Were Never Good Role Models

In just a few short days some of America's favorite sports figures (some argue role models) were taken down.  First Phelps loses some advertisers because he has a picture taken while doing a bong hit.  Then ARod gets caught as one of the 104 major league baseball players that used steroids during the 2003 supposed confidential drug test.  Phelps' offense is far more minor than ARod's offense.  Phelps didn't hurt anyone but himself.  ARod cheated (and continues to cheat) millions upon millions of baseball fans.

In Phelps' case the media built this guy up to be some wholesome person who delivered 8 gold medals for the US.  Then he does a bong hit, someone takes a picture and wham the media tears this guy down.  He loses sponsorships and costs himself millions of dollars.  You know what?  I don't care if he does pot.  I also support any company (Kellogg) who drops him as a spokesperson.  The company has their brand to protect and if they bought the media imagery originally and now the media has soured on him, they are within their rights to drop them.  Phelps benefited from the imagery and now he is paying a price because he didn't live up to the imagery.  Oh well.

Alex Rodriguez is a cheat.  He lied in a TV interview with Katie Couric that he never did illegal performance drugs.  Clearly he wanted to keep up with everyone else in baseball who was also doing drugs to steal money from fans like us and to steal records from baseball.   I wonder how long he took drugs and if he continues to take drugs.  Is Derek Jeter the only clean baseball player?

In either case Phelps, ARod, and yes Derek Jeter are not role models.  Sports figures shouldn't be role models unless you are well on your way to being a baseball player or Olympic swimmer.  Why?  You are relying on the media to tell you what kind of people they are.  They were given a gift to hit a baseball and there are extremely few people who have this gift.  Watch this ad from Nike where Charles Barkley correctly says I am not a role model.  I am paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.

Role models should be common people who do extraordinary things.  Has your Dad or Mom started a business and keeps your family safe and well off?  You know all about your Dad, right?  Why isn't he your role model?  How about your Uncle? You get my point.

Perhaps there are bits and pieces of people that you admire.  Maybe someone who is cool under fire.  Maybe someone who can lead people in battle.  Maybe someone who speaks in public well.  Modeling yourself after say General Patton when you need to lead a group of people to reach a common goal is fine, but saying Patton is a role model is a little odd.  You want to swim like Phelps, when you have a 4th grade swim meet, ok.   However, hitting a baseball like ARod now seems totally wrong.

Sports figures were never role models.  I think grabbing characteristics from people that you admire is great, but don't fool yourself that you know who these people are.  Yes, that includes even Derek Jeter (Side note when we go to Yankees games the whole family wears #2 Jeter jerseys).

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Artie Lange's Too Fat To Fish - Too Good To Pass Up

My wife picked me up Artie Lange's Too Fat to Fish for Christmas or was it Hanukkah, I'm not sure.  At first I thought it would be odd to read a book written by someone you went to High School with, but then again, why not?  I saw Artie a while back at a Springsteen concert and to be perfectly blunt he was genuinely happy to see me and my son Jacob.   

I started reading the book yesterday and I'm more than half way through the book and it is a lot of fun.  Here's who I think would get a kick out of the book...

  • Any Artie fans
  • Any Howard Stern fans
  • Anyone under the age of 50 who grew up in Union County, NJ
  • Anyone from New Jersey or NYC
  • Anyone who wants to get into show business
  • Anyone from a strict family

The best way to describe this book is a regular guy, growing up in a decent town outside of Newark NJ who still is close to his High School friends that had a devastating personal loss right around age 20.  Any of this could have happened to you if something horrible happened to your Dad early in your life.  The book has some really great stories and chronicles Artie's life story hoping to answer why a guy who has so much success continues to try and self-destruct.

I went to High School with Artie and many of the names of his friends I also knew.  I can't say I was friendly with the same folks, I was kind of a nerd in High School.  Artie was the funniest kid and also one of the few people who was decent to me.  I can personally promise you he was a great athlete and did star on Union's Baseball team. 

Reading the book and knowing him when he was young and matching it with my own dad's death this year, it seems to me that Artie is just a decent guy having a good time.  If that means eating too much, drinking too much, doing drugs, etc whatever.  You never know when your time is up here on earth and you should just do what works for you. We should all just stop judging people and take them for what they are and in Artie's case it's the class clown making a boatload of cash and doing it on his own terms.

Artie Lange's Too Fat to Fish - Too Good to Pass Up and a quick weekend read.  Thanks for sharing.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Thinking About Mike Connell

I was and still am a little shocked that one of my bosses Mike Connell died in a plane crash Friday night.  I received a call from Jackie who also works at Connell Donatelli while watching Fred Claus.  It was one of those calls that you never hope to get.  You know the late night cell phone call from someone that is usually asleep at that time.  Mike died piloting a plane on the way back home to Ohio.

I met Mike in the fall of 2005 when I had lunch with him, Becki Donatelli and another employee at dbBistro in NYC.  Mike pretty much kept to himself while Becki did most of the quizzing to see if I would be a good team member.  Obviously that turned out ok.

Mike was always into new technology and between the two of them really focused on mobile marketing and the underlying web platforms.  Mike really ran his shop like a typical technology agency with documented timelines, proposals, and status calls.  Definitely not typical in the political industry where a lot of the work needs to be done yesterday with just big picture strategy directions.

I didn't see Mike a lot in the past year as everyone just hunkered down on the roles for the McCain campaign.  Mike did take time out of his day to give me a call when in the summer I was a little worried about what was going to happen post election.  Win or as we did, lose, everything was coming to the end and I had so many other pressures at the time that I was ready to pack it in.  Mike got on the phone and with his reassuring voice told me everything would be OK and it was hard not to believe him. 

Mike was one of the nicest people to meet and deeply religious.  He was always the most reassuring person and even when faced with tight deadlines, missed opportunities, Mike always was calm in the storm.

I used to keep a Google Alert on "Mike Connell" because in the past couple of years some bloggers in Ohio and elsewhere thought Mike was some diabolical person who was involved in voter fraud. I actually thought it was kinda of fun to read what people thought of a person I knew would never do something so illegal.  It just wasn't something I'd ever believe he could willingly do.  Maybe some of you lefty bloggers think I'm crazy, but so be it.

The Mike Connell I knew was deeply religious and one of the nicest people around.  He loved his family and he cared deeply about people (friend or foe) and certainly loved this country and would never do anything to wreck the election process.  BTW - nice profile on Ohio.com if you'd like to read more about Mike; of course the jerky conspiracy people leave silly comments but the story is pretty decent.

Rest in peace Mike.  I hope your family copes this holiday season. 

Campaign Solutions setup a scholarship fund for Mike's kids.  Please give a little bit if you can by visiting this link.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

9-11 Memories

***This is a repost from 2 years ago. ***

I thought my post from the other day would be enough for me, but with my kids asking questions while we are watching the football game I feel like making a post.  Instead of the normal paragraph form, I'm just going to list out random thoughts that I'm having...

  • No I never worked in the WTC and in fact the first time I even ventured into the Path Station was probably in the mid-90s
  • No I didn't know anyone that was there that day
  • When I joined CSFBdirect and had my office "downsized" I chose a cube by the window because at least when my AT&T friends called me I could say I had the greatest view in the world
  • WTC became my beacon when I finally came out of the covered roadway after being stuck in traffic on my way to the Holland Tunnel
  • I absolutely loved heading over to WTC during lunch to browse the Border's Book Store
  • For some reason, I still carry a Hale and Hearty Soup frequent buyer card in my wallet, punched last on 9/7 at the kiosk that used to be in fFerry2ront of the Path
  • I was supposed to have a meeting the morning of 9/11 in AOL's lower Manhattan offices that was canceled the day before - I still keep the copy of my calendar from that week
  • We used to go for drinks in Moran's some times after work even though it had over priced drinks
  • My last time through (9/7) I was in a hurry and didn't stop by the Warner Brother's Store to pick my son up a stuffed Bugs Bunny; 5 years later I don't let time get in the way any more
  • My wife had a doctor's visit to determine whether she was pregnant (which she was); that still creeps me out when you hear about all of the people that didn't know they were pregnant that day and lost someone
  • My last normal time in NYC was watching the ladies US Open Final between the Williams sisters on 9/9; I haven't watched tennis live since then
  • It helped me to write down what little things changed that day so I could remember what it was like before 9/11

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

OK So Where Have The Posts Gone

My last post was back on June 18th/19th.  I often wondered what would have happened if I just stopped posting.  Well I still got about 100 visitors a day which isn't half bad considering no content has been supplied not even my link posts (not sure what happened to them).  All of the traffic came from search results so clearly that's a good base.  So what happened to my posts?

My Dad was told he had 4 weeks to live on Friday June 20th.  While that's depressing enough it turned out the doctors were wrong and he had about 48 hours to live.  To save you the details, Dad was suffering from non-hodgkin lymphoma of the Mantle cell variety and this turned out to be extremely unreceptive to chemotherapy and finally his bone marrow transplant.  Since the 20th of June my life has been anything but normal.

I've learned a lot about myself and my Dad since then.  I've also had trouble focusing on things that don't have anything to do with my family or my Father's business.  Things like posting blogs, catching up on news, or even playing World of Warcraft don't seem to have their same impact.  Now they just seem a little silly.  I'm sure that will change soon, but right now that's how I feel.  I just can't seem to come up with any posting material.

I do have one post in me which might happen tonight.  It has to do with AT&T one of my favorite posting subjects and related a little bit to my Dad so perhaps that's why I have some material.  Hopefully I'll be back soon on a more regular basis or maybe I just lost a little something and don't have it in me anymore.  Only time will tell.

Eric

Mia Italian Restaurant in Oceanport - Good Food, Very Very Long Waits

So, this weekend we were staying over my father's house and went out to dinner in Oceanport NJ.  We had reservations for dinner, my father, my wife, and the two munchkins at 7:30 and were seated in 5 minutes with a larger group of other reservations.  As a walk in you had no chance. 

It is BYOB so we had our own bottle of wine and they served water and soda very promptly in addition to their delicious crunchy bread with olive oil, garlic, cheese dip.  The hostess took our order in a reasonable amount of time.  I ordered their calamari bianca  which is a special not on the menu, Jacob ordered two pieces of broiled tilapia, Kaela ordered tortellini soup as did my father, and Mary ordered Caesar's salad; the three adults ordered three entrees right off the regular menu.  I didn't ask her to put the kid's meals in with our appetizer's but they corrected it.

Our first course probably arrived about 15-20 minutes after ordering it and it wasn't that long of a wait.  It probably came out around 8:15/8:30 but that was the last piece of food the adults saw.  At around 8:45 we still hadn't received the salad course and neither did anyone else that was seated with us including the party of 12.  The kids were getting restless so we ordered them each a piece of dessert - Kaela got the carrot cake which she didn't care for (just the icing) and Jacob ordered the chocolate cake which he devoured.  The adults were getting restless and told the hostess not to bring our salads and asked her to bring out our entrees.   That was as close as we got to our main meals.

Then at 9:20 we gave up and told her we would just pay for what we ate and after we did that we left.  That was at 9:30 almost 2 hours after we were seated.  YES 2 HOURS AFTER WE WERE SEATED WE STILL DIDN'T HAVE OUR MAIN MEALS.    That's ridiculous.  We couldn't wait any longer especially after the munchkins ate full meals, including dessert.  Sure they liked their meals (Jacob wanted to order seconds on the tilapia) but 2 hours to wait for our main meals is fantastically horrendous.  BTW when we left we didn't see anyone else's meals coming out either.

Mia Italian Restaurant in Ocean Port NJ has good food if you can waste 3 hours waiting for your meal.  I did make up for it the next day by getting two Windmill Hot Dogs.  Perhaps I should have just stuck with the simpler Jersey food!

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

 

Feb 3 - Feb 4 2008 - Giants and John McCain in NJ

Wow - that was two awesome days for me.  First, watching the Giants beat the Patriots for my third Super Bowl win as a Giants fan and then to Hamilton NJ with my son Jacob to watch history being made with John McCain in Hamilton, NJ.  So let's take my weekend in order

  1. Giants Game - what more can I say but it was the greatest football game I've ever witnessed.  I thought the 1990 Super Bowl was my best game but this one topped that game.  BTW - my wife bought me an Eli Manning jersey during his first season with the Giants and I NEVER STOPPED WEARING IT even after his 6 interception game versus the Vikings
  2. Tiki Barber - This might be sour grapes, but I think every Giants fan should donate their Barber jerseys and buy Eli Manning jerseys.  Tiki showed his lack of class when he became a distraction last season, bad mouthed Coach Coughlin, and then ripped Eli Manning at the beginning of this year.
  3. Super Bowl commercials - finally a year when these ads were shown to be what they always were - not entertainment but commercials.  For the most part they were not very good.  I thought the Bud and Bud Lite ads were very well done and I liked the Doritos mouse ad, but I question the value of buying an ad on the Super Bowl at $2.7 million per 30 seconds for a snack chip.  I thought the E*Trade baby ad was not funny at all and a step back for them.
  4. John McCain in Hamilton NJ - It was a really great event today.  JacobDsc04628 got a seat right on the stage with a home made sign that Kaela and my wife made; we were the only ones who were able to bring a homemade sign in.  I was all the way on the right with a spot right below Rudy.  The event was a who's who in NJ and National politics and had the energy of a Springsteen concert.  Tom Kean Jr, Gov. Tom Kean, Rudy, John McCain, Joe Lieberman, Phil Gramm, Lindsey Graham, Gov Crist, Cindy McCain, and Roberta McCain, plus more.  Jacob was patted on the head by Gov Crist, Senators Lieberman and Graham which caused Jacob to ask "why do they always pat me on the head?".  If you watched the event on TV you had to look for Jacob because he was blocked by as he said (I'm not making this up) "a bunch of celebrity butts!". Enjoy the Flickr photos below.

It doesn't get much better than this in the Frenchman household.

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PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Can You Volunteer in NJ for John McCain?

February 5th is just around the corner and New Jersey is a key state for Senator McCain's campaign for President in 2008.  As you long time readers know, I'm Chief Internet Strategist for Connell Donatelli Inc the firm handling Senator McCain's digital strategy, online advertising, and search marketing.  In addition, I volunteered to help with Get Out The Vote Activities in New Jersey and run one of the two North Jersey Headquarters in Long Valley, NJ (surprise).   We could use a few hours of your time in the next 6 days or so with getting the word out, posting signs, and making calls.  If you haven't experienced GOTV activities check out this link of my GOTV activities in SC.

Things in New Jersey are really heating up now.  Here's what's on tap for the next few days:

  • Trenton NJ today (Jan 31) at 11AM:  a formal announcement of the new NJ John McCain 2008 team (basically our NJ leaders lining up behind Senator McCain)
  • NJ GOTV Rally in Hamilton NJ on February 4th at noon - Senator McCain will be there and I'll be there with at least my son in tow.  It is FREE and OPEN to the Public.  To RSVP call  609-587-0111 or email mccainnjrsvp@gmail.com
  • If you didn't know already, Mayor Rudy Giuliani dropped out of the race and endorsed Senator McCain
  • GOTV activities have already started.  To find a location near you, see the continue link at the end of this post for the list of NJ locations.

Seriously GOTV is a lot of fun and you can sway votes.  Putting up signs locally lets people know that Senator McCain wants your vote and there are people that are supporting him.  As silly as the signs look to some people, a lot of voters haven't made up their mind and want to vote for a winner or vote the way the larger crowd goes when they still are not sure which way to go.  To get you going, here's a video of the family and I going out to put up signs locally.

Everyone takes their vote seriously, but any little GOTV could sway undecided voters at the list minute or get your supporters to the polls.  Plus, activities like having volunteers make outbound calls to undecided and your base is extremely helpful.  Having a real voice on the end of a call is not only preferred, it cost little other than time and besides who would you rather take a call from an automated robot or your neighbor?

If you have the time, please contact one of the NJ volunteers found on the continuation link below.  If you are in Morris County or west of Morris County, drop me a line (eric@pardonmyfrench.net) and we can get you started today.  If you can't and you are Republican, VOTE FOR JOHN MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT ON TUESDAY.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

 

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ELI WINS IT - WE'RE GOING TO THE BOWL

Sweet revenge on those Packers fans sitting in back of me and my family during the Giants first home game this year, cursing and making idiotic comments.  We're going to the bowl and we didn't need that big mouth Tiki Barber to get there!!!

GO BIG BLUE

   

I Still Hold a Record at Temple Israel

I read this article called A New Home Marked with Tears and Ceremony after my father tipped me off that my old Temple in Union, NJ was finally closing its doors.  My old Temple with dwindling attendance is merging with one in Springfield and my old Rabbi who supervised my Bar Mitzvah, Rabbi Meyer Korbman is likely retiring.  While the Star Ledger listed off a few key events in the Temple's history it neglected an important record.  I as a 13 year old boy held the record for the most bagels and lox eaten at one sitting - the record was 7!! (you didn't actually think I didn't have a story did you?)

You see, newly Bar Mitzvahed boys were given free admission into the Temple's Men's Club and after Sunday service (it was a Conservative Temple so I went Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays until I started running Track), there was a smoked fish breakfast.  You know the kind that featured assorted bagels, cream cheese, lox, herring, onions, tomatoes, and etc.  So, the breakfast was included with your dues.  Back then I was (kind of still am) a tremendous eater and because I was very active in sports I weighed next to nothing.  To put it in perspective, 2 years later I ran track, played baseball, and trained to be a summer lifeguard.  So I was skinny and could eat like a horse. 

One Sunday after services, one of the members wanted to see how much I could eat.  It all started when I was making my first bagel (onion bagel, lox, cream cheese on one side, butter on the other, tomato, and onion) and he didn't think I put enough cream chBagels_and_loxeese on it.  So he said to me "put some cream cheese on that", so I did but that started a contest.  He wanted to see how many I could eat.  After the final count, I put away 7 bagels of cream cheese, butter, tomato, onion, and lox and washed it down with like a half a gallon of OJ.  I walked out without a problem and went on with my day.

That night as payback my father received a call.  It was the President of the Men's Club and he uttered the now famous words in the Frenchman Family.  "Mr. Frenchman.  I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son eats too much.  Instead of a free membership into the Men's Club, we have to charge you full Men's Club dues.  I'm really sorry but he eats too much."  HA!

It's sad when a part of your childhood goes away, but then again I left Union a long time ago.  I still eat bagels and lox every Sunday and sadly the most I can put away on an average Sunday is 2, but they are still made the same way and I always "put some cream cheese on that bagel."

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Hoping for A Buttzville NJ Stamp on Christmas Cards

On Friday at lunch time we took a ride to the Buttzville NJ post office in the hopes of having our Christmas cards stamped from there.  The ride took about 20 minutes and of course we stopped at Hot Dog Johnny's for lunch afterwards:  6 hot dogs with toppings, 3 fries, black and white milkshake, sprite, birch beer in a frosted glass mug, and tax came to $17.  We had high hopes  for the stamp until just after filming we saw a giant USPS truck pull up; he didn't empty the mail box so there still is an outside shot for such a marquee post office stamp.

If you were one of the lucky 55 in the pile let me know if you got a stamp; I'm sure it will add to your holiday cheer if it said something else other than "North Jersey".  Here's hoping a little local diversity survives the US Postal Services.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

My Thankful View Revisited

I made the following post two years ago while I was still with Harrisdirect.  It was right after the E*trade acquisition was approved and the folks like myself that weren't retained were just waiting out our time to be officially shown the door.  It was one of my earliest posts and I brought it over from my original blog at Blogger.  I thought it was still interesting to read two years later and even though a lot has changed since then, it is worth re-posting.

In those two years I've met a lot of great people and worked on a lot of interesting projects including John McCain for President.  To be honest, I didn't think I was going to last this long outside of corporate America and days like today, I'm not sure how much longer I can make it.  Anyway, the post helped me out, hopefully it does for you too.  The picture wasn't originally included but my friend Cyrus from the RNC sent it on and I thought it was funny.  Oh, and finally, the friend mentioned at the top of the post is Becki Donatelli.

*************REPOST FROM NOVEMBER 2005************************

My Thankful View                                                  

Sure, every website you visit these days has some schmuck writing about why they are thankful this year. I guess if the malls can window dress on a seasonal basis than why not your favorite columnist. Well, this site will not be the exception, but of course I'll give a different spin. What am I most thankful for these days? Simple, I thank the big guy upstairs for making sure I wasn't retained by the firm acquiring my current employer. Sure it is a little scary with a wife at home that needs medical treatment and two little kids, but what was the alternative? Bad benefits, a commute from hell (not the current one that sucks the life out of me), and trapped in an industry that I only joined because the Monster.com ad looked interesting. As a good friend of mine said, "Eric, it is time for a course correction". So, what has this change resulted in and why do I seem so happy? 

  1. Severance and bonus that would take me to September 2006 if I had NO income coming in.Turkey_day
  2. I started my own website and this blog and considering I've been marketing on the internet since 1998, it is about time.
  3. A chance to start my own consulting business so I can work on interesting projects with interesting people of my own choosing.
  4. The consulting business lets me alleviate one source of anxiety, you know, the one where you can't control your own destiny no matter how hard you try and succeed at your current job.
  5. A chance to stay in touch with people that matter most to me and cut off the people that are obviously only interested in me because I could buy a lot of media from them.
  6. No more bad commutes.
  7. The world out there seems new to me again with a lot of possibilities - with all of the positions out there I feel like a kid in the candy shop.
  8. I always wanted to write a children's novel about time travel and now I'll have the time.
  9. I booked a trip to Disney World and didn't need to check with my boss first.
  10. For the first time since I left AT&T in June 2000, I feel like I belong somewhere; not with the unemployed of the country, but with people who work for themselves. You know, what the country really produces today - services.

Ok, so why did I really write this post today? It wasn't to brag about how good I feel, but it was meant to help anyone in a similar situation. Don't sit around waiting for something to happen or a mentor to pull you into a new position. Grow up and make your own luck and use the time and new found freedom to pursue something you always wanted to do, but a company's golden handcuffs prevented you from going after it. With a little luck, you too could have a cheesy website and a little

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Artie Lange at Springsteen Concert

So right before Friday's Springsteen Concert, Artie Lange walks into the General Admission section on the floor and people started screaming for him.  He actually had more noise made about him than Jame Gandolfini.  So after a few waves to the crowd, I said to my son, hey lets go down and see Artie.

We got up and went down to the floor where I shouted, "Hey Artie!", but he just waved at me.  Then I shouted "Artie, I went to high school with you!" which made him squint at me but then all I got was a slightly more energetic wave.  That is until I screamed "Artie, it is Eric Frenchman!".

Artie came running over and gave me a big bear hug and he said, "How are youImg095_3 doing?".  He then pointed to Jake and said, "who's this?" and I replied that he was my son.  Artie points to Jake and said "Hey, I used to cheat off your Dad in the 7th grade!".

We chatted a few more minutes and he snapped this picture with my son.   It was great seeing him again since I don't really run into many folks from Union High School any more and really was a great guy in school.  Besides being really funny, he was a good athlete, and friendly even to nerds like me.  On a side note, Jake's still wrestling with the fact that this famous guy cheated off my Dad...pretty good story, right!

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

9-11 Thoughts Revisited

***This is a repost from last year.  I received a lot of good feedback, so I reposted it***

I thought my post from the other day would be enough for me, but with my kids asking questions while we are watching the football game I feel like making a post.  Instead of the normal paragraph form, I'm just going to list out random thoughts that I'm having...

  • No I never worked in the WTC and in fact the first time I even ventured into the Path Station was probably in the mid-90s
  • No I didn't know anyone that was there that day
  • When I joined CSFBdirect and had my office "downsized" I chose a cube by the window because at least when my AT&T friends called me I could say I had the greatest view in the world
  • WTC became my beacon when I finally came out of the covered roadway after being stuck in traffic on my way to the Holland Tunnel
  • I absolutely loved heading over to WTC during lunch to browse the Border's Book Store
  • For some reason, I still carry a Hale and Hearty Soup frequent buyer card in my wallet, punched last on 9/7 at the kiosk that used to be in fFerry2ront of the Path
  • I was supposed to have a meeting the morning of 9/11 in AOL's lower Manhattan offices that was canceled the day before - I still keep the copy of my calendar from that week
  • We used to go for drinks in Moran's some times after work even though it had over priced drinks
  • My last time through (9/7) I was in a hurry and didn't stop by the Warner Brother's Store to pick my son up a stuffed Bugs Bunny; 5 years later I don't let time get in the way any more
  • My wife had a doctor's visit to determine whether she was pregnant (which she was); that still creeps me out when you hear about all of the people that didn't know they were pregnant that day and lost someone
  • My last normal time in NYC was watching the ladies US Open Final between the Williams sisters on 9/9; I haven't watched tennis live since then
  • It helped me to write down what little things changed that day so I could remember what it was like before 9/11

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Eat Your Heart Out - We Were There for ARod's 500th HR

Summer_002_3 Yes, the family and I were there at Yankee Stadium in the hot humid air and saw Alex Rodriguez hit his 500th home run.  I snapped these photos as he it out of the park.  It made sitting on the Deegan Expressway forever worth it.  The only downer on the day was the thought that ARod can walk away at the end of the season which would be a real shame.  Anyway, here are my photos - enjoy them. 


BTW, speaking of another "milestone" home run,Summer_003 I could care less about Barry Bonds.  He took illegal steroids, he cheated, end of story.  And, please don't give me that garbage that taking steroids wasn't illegal in baseball.  That's just convenient.  It is illegal to take steroids without a prescription in this country so he broke Federal Laws.  Comparing that to throwing a spitball or putting a super pinky in your bat is the most ridiculous comparisons I've ever heard.  It is not illegal in this country to throw a spitball.  Bonds broke our country's laws and cheated - it is a tainted record.

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PardonMyFrench,

Eric

So, I Have These Two Christmas Trees...

And my town doesn't pick them up.  So, after my wife bugged me to finally move them from the backyard I decided to dump them tonight.  So, I roped my father-in-law into helping me get rid of them in a nice forest near my home.  I put one tree in the back, hanging out the window and one tree on the roof and then started out down my street to make a left turn and then another into the park.  Unfortunately, there was a police officer coming down the street. No sh&t, just as we were getting ready to make the turn.  My father-in-law makes a turn going in the other direction hoping he didn't notice and he pulled us over one friggin block from my damn house.

COP:  Ummm, where are you going with those trees

ME:  I'm trying to dump them

COP:  Oh, I thought you were cutting them down from people's homes.

ME:  Nope, my wife has been giving me sh^t so I thought it would be a good time to get rid of them.

COP: <laughing>  I dumped mine by a river.  Why don't you take them to the DPW, but you didn't hear that from me,

ME:  Thanks

As we drove off, my father-in-law thought about how we got busted and how we were going to explain this to my mother-in-law.  Anyway, we took the cops advice and dumped it where he told us!!!  Happy Easter by way of Christmas.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Sandlot's Pool Scene Is The Best

My son wanted to watch Sandlot tonight even though we are heading into the heart of winter in NJ.  My favorite scene is the pool scene when one of the boys jumps into the pool to attract the attention of the super hot lifeguard.  Having been a lifeguard and saving a few young girls in my time, I can't quite say I had this happen, but I can definitely relate.  Enjoy the clip....Here's to summer....

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

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Outsourcing Starting to Ruin Christmas

Every year for the past 17 years, Mary and I would drive out to Wyckoff's Tree Farm in Belvidere NJ to cut our own tree down.   Wyckoff's was famous for literally having mountains of trees to choose from.  After cutting the tree down, we'd head to a Poinsettia Farm across the street (Gro-Rite) and then down to Hot Dog Johnny's in Buttzville NJ (no there is a Buttzville and you can have your mail stamped from their post office).  Year after year a little bit of Americana served Northwestern Jersey style.

Last year, Wyckoff's started showing its wear and tear as other people discovered it and their owner was stricken with cancer and missed a growing season a few years back.  However, we remained faithful more to the entire experience, but faithful never the less.  Now, our annual hot dog-Xmas tree-poinsettia tradition has run into a humbug courtesy of outsourcing.

Dsc00833 As always, we ran to the Poinsettia Farm's greenhouses that used to be filled with an endless sea of plants.  And, not your standard red and pink boring poinsettia plants.  There were mixed colors, burgundy, pink and white, and poinsettia trees.  However, it was locked and when I went to ask the worker we've seen for years to let us in to take pictures, he said they stopped growing them because it costs too much money and it is cheaper to get them from Ohio.  Ugh, back to the standard boring plants that you can get at Walmart.

Now, I'm not saying that I understand the farming business, but this was a unique opportunity.  I mean look at these pictures from the last two years.  Where are you going to see something like that (I know, Ohio)? This farm seemed like a well kept secret, so perhaps a little marketing could have saved our unique plants.  That's what some of the more successful farms in our town have done like Alstede's.

Outsourcing took a way one of our favorite Xmas past times.   Dsc02122_2We were still able to cut down a tree at Wyckoff's but with everything they've been through the mountain of trees are long since gone and they are trucking pre-cut trees in too.   It is a shame that a unique product is being swept aside for homogenized profits.  At least the hot dogs we had at Hot Dog Johnny's were still served by the same people for like a $1/dog with only onions, mustard, and pickle available as condiments.  Hopefully, they continue to embrace their uniqueness in a sea of sameness.  Long Live Hot Dog Johnny's.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Ohhh Rutgers

Rulogoa Yes I am a Rutgers alumni - both The Rutgers School of Engineering and The Graduate School of Management.  I haven't been a supporter of the football team (but basketball) since a few years back when Rutgers got crushed at home on a hot September night by Miami like 50-3.  I haven't had season tickets and certainly not this year when my kids have soccer on Saturdays.  Anyway, of course I jumped back on the bandwagon and even though they lost last night to Cincinnati  I'm still excited.   The football team is clearly building momentum and now I get to have conversations with football fans from USC, Notre Dame, Ohio State, and etc.  So what has me so down....this article found on the front page of yesterday's Star Ledger called For these Rutgers fans football boom's a bust.

Basically what the article says is that Rutgers English Professor William Dowling and a small core of critics think that Rutgers should reduce the size and influence of sports programs.  Here's a quote from the english professor "The football buildup sends a symbolic message," Dowling said. "What this tells the state and students is that the only thing Rutgers cares about is having a semi-professional football franchise and attracting academically substandard students who don't like being in school but do like having a football team to cheer for."

What I really don't like about this article is that it doesn't make sense to me.  If these so called professors want the school to save money or spend it all on education than why stop at what they previously called for was downsizing the sports teams to Division 1-AA?  If you guys are soooo intelligent than why stop there?  Why don't you call for an elimination of ALL SPORTS programs and all extra activities.  How about band, chess, and all other non-educational programs?  And while you are at it, why don't you eliminate courses like (if they haven't already done so), Apple Judging, Detective Fiction, The Comic, Science Fiction, and all blow-off courses?  Than once you do that, why stop at the collegiate level and then go after High School sports in the state?  That's the only argument that makes logical sense, professor.

Sure the football team will cost Rutgers (or as my friend Jim said the state of NJ since we are a state school) $13 million before those costs are offset by ticket sales, bowl game, etc.  However, as Jim pointed out that some of that is our tax money, but don't you think the merchants in New Brunswick, Piscataway, and surrounding towns and cities like the resurgence?  I'm sure they do and that helps our economy, especially in those cities, right?  Hey Professor Dowling, why don't you see if an economics professor can model that?

Once you make the decision to have a sports team you need to try and win.  I'm not saying at all costs like some other schools, but at least in a reasonable fashion.  That's what I see happening at Rutgers right now and it is a lot to be proud of.  This is good for the school, good for the towns, and good for the alumni who finally might start making donations to the school and become more active.  College is about a lot of things including sports and getting ready for the real world.  And, the real world loves competition and sports...all I'm writing is, once you make the decision to have college sports lets try and win for once, please?

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

BTW - check out the data in the continue reading section.  All the football hype is delivering more traffic and buzz to Rutgers....

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9-11 Thoughts

I thought my post from the other day would be enough for me, but with my kids asking questions while we are watching the football game I feel like making a post.  Instead of the normal paragraph form, I'm just going to list out random thoughts that I'm having...

  • No I never worked in the WTC and in fact the first time I even ventured into the Path Station was probably in the mid-90s
  • No I didn't know anyone that was there that day
  • When I joined CSFBdirect and had my office "downsized" I chose a cube by the window because at least when my AT&T friends called me I could say I had the greatest view in the world
  • WTC became my beacon when I finally came out of the covered roadway after being stuck in traffic on my way to the Holland Tunnel
  • I absolutely loved heading over to WTC during lunch to browse the Border's Book Store
  • For some reason, I still carry a Hale and Hearty Soup frequent buyer card in my wallet, punched last on 9/7 at the kiosk that used to be in fFerry2ront of the Path
  • I was supposed to have a meeting the morning of 9/11 in AOL's lower Manhattan offices that was canceled the day before - I still keep the copy of my calendar from that week
  • We used to go for drinks in Moran's some times after work even though it had over priced drinks
  • My last time through (9/7) I was in a hurry and didn't stop by the Warner Brother's Store to pick my son up a stuffed Bugs Bunny; 5 years later I don't let time get in the way any more
  • My wife had a doctor's visit to determine whether she was pregnant (which she was); that still creeps me out when you hear about all of the people that didn't know they were pregnant that day and lost someone
  • My last normal time in NYC was watching the ladies US Open Final between the Williams sisters on 9/9; I haven't watched tennis live since then
  • It helped me to write down what little things changed that day so I could remember what it was like before 9/11

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Marketing Tips From Disney - Part 2

It's A Small World After All, It's A Small World After All.  Oh sorry, I was still thinking about my Disney Vacation and I can't get that song out of my head. 

A couple of days back I wrote about my Top 5 Marketing Tips I Learned While on My Disney Vacation and presented tips 1 and 2.  So, Mouseketeers, here are tips 3-5.

Tip #3:  Too Much of A Good Thing Can Be Bad, Correct?

Have you booked a trip to Disney since they revamped their Dining Plan? Dsc02539_2 It is a work of art when it comes to pricing a bundle.  It works so well, that most people can't figure out whether it is a good deal or not; plus it is non stop eating which is great for kids, but maybe not so good for the metabolism challenged.   

As the person that worked on the pricing of AT&T's Personal Network bundle, I was very impressed with Disney's version.  Here's how it works:  for adults it costs $37 per night and $11 per child and you get one snack (ice cream, soda), one counter (soda, sandwich, dessert), and one sit down meal (app, entree, dessert, soda) per day.  Plus, you can use them pretty much anywhere.  While, I think it was a great deal for us, other people were very confused. 

Why is that a brilliant pricing of a bundle?  You really can't figure out what you would have paid without it because who knows if you would have eaten at the restaurant to begin with.  Plus, when you get a receipt, Disney itemizes the cost you would have paid without it; therefore it looks like you saved a bundle.  Meanwhile, you have to assume that Disney is either 1) making a small profit on the bundle or 2) pushing through more Dsc02538_1 average revenue per person.  Therefore, you have a bundle that most people should save money on, most people should feel happy about, and Disney makes some money.  It is a brilliant version of bundle pricing.  The only thing I could say is wrong with it is - ENOUGH OF PUSHING DESSERT AT EVERY MEAL.

Tip #4:  Cross Sell Every Chance You Get

Almost every major ride leads you into a gift shop at Disney, the includes Peter Pan, Pooh, Star Tours, and even their newest ride Expedition EverestEverestinthecitymainimage You basically can't get off a ride that you enjoyed without buying some cool toy or t-shirt; if you don't want to spend a money, by all means leave your kids at HOME.  Plus, even the pin trading is unavoidable for adults.  Add on top Disney's Magical Express and you are cross sold from the second you walk off the plane up until you touchdown in your home airport.

Disney has clearly mastered the cross sell strategy which eludes most marketers.  Marketers typically suffer from either a not-invented-here mentality or they are organized via silos which put up cross sell walls.  Companies really should pay more attention to this model, because even a non-intrusive cross sell on their own website could benefit the much larger organization.

Tip #5: When The Standby Looks Long, Do Something Else

Day after day, I was amazed with how many people would walk right up to the stand-by line for a major attraction like Splash Mountain and wait 80 minutes.  Lambs_1 Like lambs to the slaughter they continued in line without even thinking twice about using a Fast Pass on the major ride and doing anything else but wait for 80 minutes.

Finally towards the end of the week, I just had to ask one of the lambs and a perfect opportunity presented itself when my son and I were getting off of Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. 

A father turned to his son and said "OK, lets go over to Splash Mountain".  Figuring I could save them some time and curious to see how the lambs think, I said to him "You know the wait is over an hour.  Why don't you Fast Pass it?"  He replied, "Fast Pass what's that?  Oh, never mind, let's get in line."  A Disney Cast Member over heard and rolled her eyes.  I asked her why do people stand in such long lines and she said, because either they don't know about Fast Pass or are not very logical.

So, how does this relate to business and marketing?  Simple, when you are trying to solve a problem or come up with a new idea and you are spending hour after hour with no success, try changing direction and come up with a new plan of attack or ask a co-worker for help.  By trying a new approach, you never know what new idea or strategy may turn up.  That's also how I developed a retention marketing campaign for online advertising, but that's for another post.

That's it from the F-State.  Yo. Ho-Ho, It's A PardonMyFrench Life For Me,

Eric

Marketing Tips From Disney - Part 1

Well Mary, the kids, and I are back from our nineMickey_corporate  day vacation at Walt Disney World and we had a great time.  While we were gone, this site had a lot of visitors on Wednesday, which I thought was a little odd because I had not posted since the Friday before we left.  Hmmm - I hope this doesn't mean that I'm better off not posting!  Anyway, what did I learn about marketing the Disney way -  a lot.  So, without wasting more of your time, between this post and the next, I will present to you - fellow Mouseketeers, the Top 5 Marketing Tips I Learned While on My Vacation.

Tip #1: Everyone is Special, but Nobody is Unique

The Disney folks are awesome at doing the little things to make everyone feel special - a little "Have a Magical Morning" or driving the extra mile to replace a broken ornament because someone forgot to pack it correctly when shipping it back to the hotel.  However, once you go through the parks you realize that while they make you feel special, they MAKE EVERYONE feel special - not just you.

This was most apparent while we were waiting our turn to have our picture taken with Minnie Mouse.Dsc02576  A little girl, who was not waiting in the long line, ran up to Minnie just as it was our turn.  Now, I don't mind the child running up, but the parents were oogling over how cute she was - like she was the only child being cute around Minnie.  There are a million people at once trying to do exactly the same things as you are doing.  On a rare occasion, do you get to experience something truly special and unique.

Why is this tip important from a business perspective?  In order to stand out in the business world, you must take chances so that there is a REAL reason for you to standout; otherwise you are just part of a sea of sameness. 

Tip #2:  The World Moves At Its Own Speed, It Is Your Job to Catch Up

Have you ever been on vacation in Disney?  The first thing you learn is that you have a real simple tradeoff - money or time.  If you want to go to a special event, ride a particular ride, you need to allocate enough time or money to get you their sooner.  Yes the Disney Bus System is consistent - sort of like betting on the same AT&T customers paying their non-discounted phone service year after year, but you move at their speed which mean a few more stops. 

If you want to get there sooner, you need to spend money on a cab or rental car - basically, pay money to move faster than the rest of the people or plan enough time to get to your spot.

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What does this mean to you?  The World moves at its own pace, so in order to keep up with it you need to keep a pulse on the latest trends, keep yourself current on events, co-mingle with people outside your industry, and keep yourself marketable to the "outside world" - and don't forget to run with the big dogs you have to get off the porch.

That's enough for today.  Tune back tomorrow or Tuesday when I run through tips 3-5.  PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Video Blogging Fact or Fiction Part 2

Ok - I'm in a little trouble with my son because I didn't post a video of him on the site.  Sorry about the second family video post, but it can't be helped.  This one is a little longer of a movie as I combined different video clips into one. However, I think this second post proves that Video Blogging is a fact

Enjoy and PardonMyFrench,

Eric

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Video Blogging Fact or Fiction

Ok, so probably like you, you've heard or read about podcasting and video blogging (aka vlogging).  In fact, in today's Wall Street Journal there was an article about podcasting entitled Pod Power (link available for seven days).  Inside the article you'll find good tips including that you need a good microphone on your PC and if you want, you can get a good package of software and mic for a mere $179.95.

However, what's it worth.  Right now according to eMarketer not much, but like eveything else on the internet it is expected to grow.  According to eMarketer there were 5 million people that listened to a podcast and that number is expected to grow to 62.8 million by 2010; that's some hockey stick. 

Now what about vlogging?  Well I couldn't find much on the amount on eMarketer, but what I did find was that 19% of all US computer owners have edited a digital video; well that looks like step 1 to vlogging.

So, I took a look around and you know what I found?  That's right kids, a bunch of links and of course the ability to plunk down a few hundred dollars to help you edit and make your own professional video blogs.   Here's one I liked alot, but not enough to drop some cash - http://www.seriousmagic.com/videoblog.cfm

Now, because I was interested I did my own research for you - value added from a guy with a lot more hair than the serious magic spokesperson, who by the way, probably has more money than me.  So armed with some bad family video, Microsoft's Movie Maker software pre-installed on my XP computer, and a search on the internet, I found a great cheap way to vlog. 

So without further ado (what exactly is an ado), welcome to the 2006 version of home videos and my first attempt at a vlog or more like a movie log (mlog). By the way - hit the play button!!!

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Hope you enjoy or else just PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Birthday Gift 3 of 3

It is January 26th and I think I’ve extended my birthday as long as I can. So, let’s finish up handing out some birthday gifts.

When last I wrote about

my birthday gifts

, I examined how audience duplication rates can impact your media buying strategy. Basically by understanding your duplications, you don’t have to spread your marketing dollars around. So, that brings us to the next strategy, which is building relationships and getting volume discounts.

Building Relationships
Like all things in this country, media buying depends on whom you know and what your reputation is. Do you like to beat up publishers and/or agencies? You do? Well, guess what, you are probably paying more for the same impression than the next guy. Wouldn’t you mark up your rates with a handling fee for a tough client? I would, no matter how much you spend. If you treat your publishers badly, you will probably burn out your account team, if you even get one, resulting in retraining. Sounds familiar, huh?

Building great media relationships is a pretty straightforward process. Just be honest with what your goals are and try and share as much data as legally possible. I had no issues with sharing click and conversion data with the publishers so they can optimize and see how they were doing. Of course, I got legal approval to do this. Plus, it doesn’t hurt to share your overall media buying strategy. As some of you know, I had a standard stump speech that I would give whenever I met a new member of the publisher’s team.

Remember build good relationships. If you have trouble with that, remember one of my favorite personal quotes:

Be nice to people who give you money, serve you food, provide you with data, and sell you media.

Volume Discounts, Baby
So, now you are armed with duplication rates and good relationships with your media counterparts. Now what? Easy, buy media on as few sites as possible that give you the reach that you are looking for. That way, you’ll maximize the amount of money spent on the sites, probably get a good account team, and then you’ll enjoy volume discounts.

What? Don’t think it is that simple. It is. How do you think the company I formerly worked for was rated as the

17th largest online advertiser

in the United States? We didn’t spend as much money as the University of Phoenix, which is EVERYWHERE. Seriously, we were ranked that high because of the three simple steps I outlined over these past few posts – duplication rates, relationships, and volume discounts.

That’s all there is. Happy birthday

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

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Birthday Gift 2 of 3

Well, it is over a week since my birthday and I’m still in a giving mood; I’m not sure why because only little kids string their birthday celebration out as long as this. In the last post I decided to give away some of my most treasured secrets when it came to how I turned Harrisdirect into the 17th largest US advertiser on the internet. Unfortunately for you, I waited until this post to give anything away. Oh and one more reminder, these are my personal strategies for online advertising; nothing proprietary to any former employer is being revealed.

Audience Duplication and The Internet

Are you like me and visit a specific site more often than others? You know the kind of sites that are called Yahoo! or MSN and perhaps you even have a customized homepage with one of them. Then from those sites, you go on your merry way to other sites. Some of my personal favorites are Backstreets, WSJ, World of Warcraft, and NY Times. Of course, each one of these sites is putting a cookie on my PC and as well as any 3rd party ad servers that are serving ads on the behalf of advertisers.

Bingo I’m the same cookie visiting multiple web sites. In all likelihood, the individual sites don’t know where else I’m visiting and they certainly count my visits and impressions when selling to potential customers.

Think about how often you web surf. Everyone does it. That’s why the big portals like Yahoo!, MSN, AOL, and even Google are in the game of building tools and adding content to keep you in their family of sites longer. The more visits and the longer the length of stay, the more money they can charge advertisers for the traffic on the site. You didn’t really think that Google is not in the business of making money did you?

However, there is one type of company that knows the duplication rates. They are the 3rd party ad servers and any other types of tracking companies. That’s due to the unique cookie placed on your PC.

Now How Do You Use This Knowledge?

Quite simply it means, don’t waste your advertising dollars on multiple sites within your category. You need to know what your actual audience duplication rate is on your ad buy, not just what publishers or research tells you. And, the best source of that data is your 3rd party ad server because it is centrally serving your advertisements across your media buys.

In the example above, let’s say you are looking for my demographic and have an ad buy on NY Times and Yahoo. Use your ad server to figure out what the duplication rate is between the two. What you’ll find out is that every site in your ad buy will have a huge overlap with portal type sites and perhaps an enormous overlap with other publishers. You’ll be able to eliminate a site or two from your media buy, thus making yourself more efficient and perhaps even plowing those dollars into another site with unique traffic or move the dollars into a site already in your ad buy. The latter part is for the next addition of my birthday gift to you.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Birthday Gift 1 of 3

Well, it was the 10th anniversary of my 29th birthday on Friday and I had quite a big weekend. Plus, it was also my first official week not belonging to corporate America since I was a collegian at Rutgers College of Engineering. And, that reminds me of a story. When I was a Senior I was asked to talk to incoming freshmen on how great it was being an industrial engineer during The Introduction to Engineering Course. So, I showed up in my Bruce Springsteen t-shirt and proudly proclaimed –

“Being an industrial engineer is great. It will help me pursue a career in business and marketing; plus it is a great background for getting your MBA.”

Well, the department head,

Dr. Elsayed A Elsayed

was not too happy with me because I probably set recruiting into the department back a few years. However, that was truth and it helped me understand analytics, numbers, and problem solving better than the average marketing manager.

Anyway, back to my original story. Since it was my birthday and I love getting gifts, I thought for once I could turn around and give a gift back to you. That gift is the secret of how Harrisdirect was listed as the

17th largest advertiser in the United States. As you can see from the link, HD was sandwiched between the University of Phoenix and Earthlink, and according to eMarketer, spent $3.7 million in September 2005. Now, that's where the fun begins.

As anyone will tell you, the reported media spend is often incorrect, but since it is wrong for everyone, you usually can believe the rank order. However, the number and the rank order were wildly wrong for HD. I can’t tell you what was actually spent, but what anyone else that was remotely close to the program could tell you, is that our online marketing program was one of the greatest facades and best-kept secrets around.

Now, I don’t like to kiss and tell and some things I can’t tell, but what I will lay out is part of my personal media strategy honed over buying a lot of online media since oh, about 1999. It is so simple and based on good problem solving and logic that even

Dr. Elsayed A Elsayed

would be proud that I put some industrial engineering skills to good use.

My personal strategy came down to three basic understandings of how buying on the internet really works:

  1. Understanding audience duplication rates

  2. Building trusted relationships with your media partners

  3. And, volume discounts, baby

Well, that’s it for today. You’ll have to tune back for Part 2 because I want to keep my blog shorter and I like to lengthen my birthday celebration. So,

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

The Chicken Lady Cometh

A few days ago I wrote a blog about What Came First, The Chicken or The Blog and I had no idea how popular it would be. First of all, I had my all time high of 175 page views (in the big scheme of things, that's a ring on an gnat) in one day. Also, my sister started her own blog today. Unfortunately, she didn't go for the url that I had listed (www.chickens4pets.com), but went with chickens4pets.blogspot.com. I could have updated the original post with Toni's new blog, but according to the mybloglog stats, www.chickens4pets.com is my number one link out so why change? Speaking of MyBlogLog the links on the side are absolutely awesome and are mostly free. I get free tracking on mybloglog and for a nominal fee of $25 per year I get outgoing and incoming links. Through FeedBlitz people can receive emails of my recent posts - for FREE and finally Technorati lets me have a search box. These are awesome. That's it for today. Welcome to the blogging world NYchickenlady PardonMyFrench, Eric

What Came First The Chicken or The Blog

I was visiting with my sister a few days ago and she was a little bit down on the internet. She has an awesome product that she sells online; they are exquisitely hand-designed eggs. Check them out at http://www.keepsakeeggs.com– she is quite the artist. Anyway, she ran a campaign on Google a year ago and she didn’t get meaningful results from her campaign. So she said, “Eric, how am I supposed to get rich via the internet if a Google search campaign doesn’t drive traffic that converts?” I tried explaining to her the whole starving artist phenomena but she didn’t bite. So, let’s take a look at what went wrong and how a blog on raising chickens could help my sister.

So, You Have A Chicken Farmer for a Sister?

My sister, Toni, lives in Dutchess County NY and decided that raising chickens would be a great hobby. I was surprised that she knew the difference between a hen and a chicken (side note – this reminds me of a favorite line from Seinfeld – if the rooster is having sex with the hen, then who is having sex with the chicken?). Toni takes the chicken eggs and using a special process that coats the eggs with a colorful polymer layer. Bingo, Toni has a very beautiful unique gift. Raising chickens on her own, she has developed a lot of experience in buying, caring, and raising chickens. Heck, I found out on Monday that she performs autopsies on dead pets to understand what happened to them. Yes it is true; I have a chicken farming sister.

To Google or Not To Google, That Is The Question

So, Toni wants to get rich like every other starving artist and asks me what she should do. I said, start a search campaign on Google and get some traffic. So, she turns on her campaign and you know what happens? Her ROI is pathetic. It turns out that when she does get traffic from her campaign, they don’t turn into paying customers and those clicks turn out to be pretty expensive. You say to yourself, “Eric, aren’t you featured in the press talking about search? How can you bash Google? “ Well, I’m not bashing Google at all. Quite the contrary, here’s what is going on with my sister’s campaign.

Toni is in the gift giving business and is up against MAJOR advertisers (ie – Hallmark) who can outspend her on a per click basis. Also, she is selling decorative eggs, which means she has a very seasonal product (Easter). Net, net she is in a very competitive space going up against big advertisers. That’s why her campaign failed. Any clicks she paid for came at a big CPC and when they did click, using normal shopping cart abandonment rates, the math doesn’t work on a CPA basis. What is she supposed to do?

Blog Where The Fish Are

As you can see, I really enjoy blogging. It’s not that I just discovered it, but being employed by an online broker has some drawbacks and one of them was that I needed to have our compliance team review before I published anything. Now, I love the compliance team at Harrisdirect (some more than others), but I felt uncomfortable with having to get an approval, plus didn’t it waste company time if I need to get these approvals. The big reason I enjoy blogging is that a regular person like myself, can generate CONTENT on the internet with just a laptop, internet connection, and a story. Bingo – you are competing with the big boys for content, and as anyone will tell you, content is KING.

chickens4pets.com

So, Toni should start a blog on raising chickens (
http://www.chickens4pets.com/). She could write about buying chickens for pets, caring for chickens, feeding chickens, eggs, toys, building chicken coops, and plus, a whole commentary on performing chicken autopsies. The amount of delicious content is endless. Once Toni has her blog going she’ll need to get traffic to the site. That’s where Google comes into play.

Instead of using Google to drive sales, why not use Google to drive traffic to the blog? Of course the blog will have advertising and links back into Toni’s gift site http://www.keepsakeeggs.com/ so she can monetize the traffic. Plus, if she builds up enough visitors she can turn on an ad sense campaign to generate her own CPC revenue. Hopefully, with enough traffic and paying customers, Toni could really start frying up some eggs. So now instead of competing with the big gift giving retailers on a CPC basis, she can build up her own traffic at a much more cost-effective basis.

See, you thought raising chickens and hatching eggs would have nothing to do with a blog. That’s it for now. I need to make a western omelet for dinner.

PardonMyFrench,

Eric

Why Now, Why This Blog

Pretty simple. Like a lot of people I'm at a cross roads and not due to any choosing on my part. Recently, I was given a severence package, but you shouldn't feel sorry. In fact it is great news - hell it is a lot better than hoofing it into 57th and Lexington on a daily basis. So instead of worrying I decided to take a stab at going off on my own - and a free blog seems like a place to start.

Why this blog? I'm annoyed there is never a voice of the client. Someone that understands what you are going through and not someone that is worried so much about building a huge client base. Most of the help that is available is not marketer focused - so I decided to change that and be the voice to the regular marketing manager - a person for the common marketing folks.

In the coming weeks, I'll share my own views and techniques for helping marketing folks improve their business. Plus, every once in a while some NMC (non-marketing comments), because well - I can say what I want and you'll just have to

Pardon My French,

Eric F

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